I just told my mom I died at birth and I’ve been a ghost this entire time, just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost.

And she’s just like ‘Well, please go to the light because I am tired of your shit.’

(via pixie-phobic)

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(via sarahkeating)

Instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day, you should teach teachers and male students to not over-sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently can’t function in daily life.

(via pixie-phobic)